QUOTES

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JUST TO BREAK THE MONOTONOUS POSTINGS, DO CHERISH THESE CLEVER QUOTES SOME OF WHICH MAYBE FAMILIAR....

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)



I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt



Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain



The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns



Melayu mudah lupa!
- Dr.Mahathir



Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain



By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. –Socrates



I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx



My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante



I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor



Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine



My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield



Money can't buy you happiness. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan



Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath



I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope



I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields



We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers



Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill



Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller



Celako! Celako! Celako

-Nik Aziz